The Frog Prince

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess's lap and
said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dashing young prince that I am. Then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can
prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog
legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she smiled and
thought to herself: "I don't fucking think so!"