Globalization
Question: What is one definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How so?
Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
inside a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian paparazzi
on Japanese motorcycles, and
treated by an American doctor
using Brazilian medicines.
Speaking of Diana, Princess of Wales, a lot of people will remember that she died on August 31, 1997 and was buried on this date, September 6, of that year. But how many people remember the date when Mother Teresa died? Mother Teresa also died in 1997; the anniversary of her death was yesterday, September 5.
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How so?
Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
inside a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian paparazzi
on Japanese motorcycles, and
treated by an American doctor
using Brazilian medicines.
Speaking of Diana, Princess of Wales, a lot of people will remember that she died on August 31, 1997 and was buried on this date, September 6, of that year. But how many people remember the date when Mother Teresa died? Mother Teresa also died in 1997; the anniversary of her death was yesterday, September 5.
On 9/08/2006 7:30 PM,
Friðvin said…
I smell a conspiracy theory.
Get with txrad. He's into those (so am I but I just don't express them publicly. Oh wait I just did. Fuck!)
On 9/13/2006 12:13 PM,
Jami said…
The total lack of evidence is proof that the conspiracy is working! Or maybe just the paranoia.
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