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14 October 2006

STD warning!

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior with no thought to future consequences.

This disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect em").

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the previous four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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