50 liberal bumper stickers

• "We need a president who's fluent in at least one language." -- Buck Henry
• "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, based on the Christian religion." -- George Washington
• "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" -- Sinclair Lewis
• "If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -- James Madison
• "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." -- Thomas Jefferson
• "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin
• Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded bigoted asshole!
• God Bless Everyone - NO EXCEPTIONS.
• Sure, evolution is a theory ... kind of like gravity.
• You can't be pro-war and pro-life.
• When Jesus said to love your enemies, he probably meant don't kill them.
• Focus on your own family!
• The Christian Right ... is neither.
• Hate and discrimination are not family values.
• It takes more than a chrome fish on your car, pal!
• God is coming and is she pissed!
• If you hate anyone, you're not a Christian.
• Let's bring democracy back to America first.
• Working more for less? Thank a Republican!
• Of course it hurts. You're getting screwed by an elephant.
• Democrats think the glass is half full. Republicans think the glass is theirs.
• If the fetus you save is gay, will you still fight for its rights?
• That's OK - I wasn't using my civil liberties all that much anyway.
• One nation, under surveillance
• Shhhhh...Bush is listening. Use big words.
• $4.00 / gallon gasoline - Mission Accomplished!
• Why is our oil under their sand?
• Remember: The Titanic stayed the course.
• Ummm...George? Where'd you say Osama was?
• Support the troops - Bring them home!
• Rich man's war, poor man's blood.
• War is just one more big government program.
• If you support Bush's war, what are you still doing here? Ship out! Iraq's waiting.
• When you fight evil with evil, evil wins.
• Are our children more precious than theirs?
• At least the war on the middle class is going well.
• I love my country, but I fear its government.
• Is lying the country into a war a high crime or a misdemeanor?
• Red state, Blue vote. Sorry. I tried.
• George W. Bush: Creating the terrorists our kids will have to fight.
• I hated Bush before it was cool.
• Monica had more president in her than George W. Bush ever will.
• I thought "bush" and "dick" were dirty words.
• Bush deserves a third term ... in prison.
• Would someone please give him a blowjob so we can have him impeached?
• More trees. Less Bush.
• Buck Fush.
• America needs to douche - its Bush stinks.
• Where's your W sticker now?
• January 20, 2009: End of an error.

(and no, I won't be posting 50 conservative bumper stickers.)