Yes, she's strange and different...but not THAT different.

19 June 2007

50 liberal bumper stickers

  • "We need a president who's fluent in at least one language." -- Buck Henry
  • "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, based on the Christian religion." -- George Washington
  • "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" -- Sinclair Lewis
  • "If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -- James Madison
  • "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." -- Thomas Jefferson
  • "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin
  • Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded bigoted asshole!
  • God Bless Everyone - NO EXCEPTIONS.
  • Sure, evolution is a theory ... kind of like gravity.
  • You can't be pro-war and pro-life.
  • When Jesus said to love your enemies, he probably meant don't kill them.
  • Focus on your own family!
  • The Christian Right ... is neither.
  • Hate and discrimination are not family values.
  • It takes more than a chrome fish on your car, pal!
  • God is coming and is she pissed!
  • If you hate anyone, you're not a Christian.
  • Let's bring democracy back to America first.
  • Working more for less? Thank a Republican!
  • Of course it hurts. You're getting screwed by an elephant.
  • Democrats think the glass is half full. Republicans think the glass is theirs.
  • If the fetus you save is gay, will you still fight for its rights?
  • That's OK - I wasn't using my civil liberties all that much anyway.
  • One nation, under surveillance
  • Shhhhh...Bush is listening. Use big words.
  • $4.00 / gallon gasoline - Mission Accomplished!
  • Why is our oil under their sand?
  • Remember: The Titanic stayed the course.
  • Ummm...George? Where'd you say Osama was?
  • Support the troops - Bring them home!
  • Rich man's war, poor man's blood.
  • War is just one more big government program.
  • If you support Bush's war, what are you still doing here? Ship out! Iraq's waiting.
  • When you fight evil with evil, evil wins.
  • Are our children more precious than theirs?
  • At least the war on the middle class is going well.
  • I love my country, but I fear its government.
  • Is lying the country into a war a high crime or a misdemeanor?
  • Red state, Blue vote. Sorry. I tried.
  • George W. Bush: Creating the terrorists our kids will have to fight.
  • I hated Bush before it was cool.
  • Monica had more president in her than George W. Bush ever will.
  • I thought "bush" and "dick" were dirty words.
  • Bush deserves a third term ... in prison.
  • Would someone please give him a blowjob so we can have him impeached?
  • More trees. Less Bush.
  • Buck Fush.
  • America needs to douche - its Bush stinks.
  • Where's your W sticker now?
  • January 20, 2009: End of an error.

(and no, I won't be posting 50 conservative bumper stickers.)

  • On 6/19/2007 4:09 PM, Blogger Tonya said…

    i love you jami

     
  • On 6/19/2007 4:26 PM, Blogger Jami said…

    [blushes] Thanks. Us Wild Women need to stick together.

     
  • On 6/19/2007 11:58 PM, Blogger cathouse teri said…

    :) You Wild Woman!

    Those had me laughing out loud at the office today! I was telling everyone the thing about Jesus says to love your enemies, I think he means not kill them!

    And I work with a bunch of republicans. But even they had to laugh at that.

    I watched an old Doris Day movie recently (is there a NEW doris day movie?) and in it, George Kennedy played a rancher who was pissed off that she was intending to raise sheep in cattle country. He couldn't get the men behind him on it and he said, "What this country needs is a good king!"

     
  • On 6/20/2007 9:55 AM, Blogger Jami said…

    There are no new Doris Day movies. Actually, there are no old Doris Day movies, either. There are just Doris Day movies.

     
  • On 6/23/2007 3:48 PM, Blogger DeniseUMLaw said…

    ::chuckles::

    Thanks, dear!

     

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