DAMMIT!
As I was standing up from a sitting position in the restroom stall (got the picture?) about an hour ago, I sneezed. Violently. Twice. And somehow that managed to TOTALLY FUCK UP my lower back! DAMMIT! What the hell happened? I sneezed, DAMMIT! It hurts like hell, and I am not at all happy with this state of affairs. Somebody just shoot me now and put me out of my misery. Did I mention DAMMIT?
On 9/07/2007 12:15 PM,
SoulPony said…
http://www.inversiontables.com
i heart mine & got it a kmart. it's tough on your ankles though, so we added more padding.
they really should put a heart key on the keyboard. they put that stupid little @ which in handwriting time takes no longer that writing the real word but no heart.
i do like using the @ though. it looks cooler.
On 9/07/2007 12:20 PM,
exskindiver said…
don't you hate it when that happens?
for me its:
violent sneeze=incontinence.
now why did you come and introduce yourself to me.
did i not just tell teri that i refuse more great blogs?
didn't i?
already i ex-d out two to accommodate her.
and now you.
hhhmmm.
this is not good.
On 9/07/2007 12:50 PM,
Jami said…
Tonya - I hear ya! But you know what? I've got a keyboard that lets me program some keys and I'm going to set one to generate ♥ (go ahead, ask me how I did that)
xsd - Hey, you took out two, you added Teri, there's still room for one more! Besides, she and I are definitely worth it!
On 9/07/2007 1:13 PM,
soccer mom in denial said…
How violent ARE you sneezes? What the hell comes out? A small car?
Regardless of what object is getting out, feel better. I'm sending healthy back vibes your way.
On 9/07/2007 1:43 PM,
Howard said…
Mother told us about that, but you never listen!
On 9/07/2007 4:03 PM,
Jen said…
Take some advil or other fave muscle relaxants and cold compresses. Ugh, and I'm sorry.
On 9/07/2007 6:30 PM,
cathouse teri said…
A sneeze will totally do it! Get thee to a chiropractor!
On 9/08/2007 2:56 PM,
Jami said…
SMID - how do you think we got the new Saturn?
Howard - WHAT? I can't hear you!
Jen - I'm for drugs!
Pretty Kitty - I'm gonna try bed rest (and drugs!) for a while.
On 9/09/2007 2:51 PM,
soccer mom in denial said…
I realized the other day I didn't write a proper
GESUNDHEIT!!
How rude of me.
Nice to know you only blow out cars with fancy interiors though.
On 9/10/2007 11:41 PM,
She says said…
Sorry you threw your back out. Hope you feel better soon. But damn! If that doesn't sound like something from a Seinfeld episode, I don't know what does.
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