A brief conversation
(Being an almost-verbatim replay of a conversation between Redheaded Spouse and our daughter Fireball in the kitchen of our home on Saturday evening:)
Redheaded Spouse: "Who ate all the Oreos? There was half a package here yesterday and now there's just one left. Was it you?"
Fireball: "It wasn't me. I didn't eat 'em."
RS: "Come on - you can tell me. How many did you eat?"
F: "I didn't eat any of them ... today."
RS: "How many?"
F: "None, I told you."
RS: "What? You ate nine?"
F: "Not nine - NONE!"
RS: "AHA! NINE!"
F: "NONE!"
RS (laughing): "NINE?"
F (smiling): "NONE, NONE!"
RS: "How many?"
F (stuffing last cookie in mouth and rapidly exiting kitchen while laughing loudly): "Just one!"
RS: "Hey! I wanted that one!"
Redheaded Spouse: "Who ate all the Oreos? There was half a package here yesterday and now there's just one left. Was it you?"
Fireball: "It wasn't me. I didn't eat 'em."
RS: "Come on - you can tell me. How many did you eat?"
F: "I didn't eat any of them ... today."
RS: "How many?"
F: "None, I told you."
RS: "What? You ate nine?"
F: "Not nine - NONE!"
RS: "AHA! NINE!"
F: "NONE!"
RS (laughing): "NINE?"
F (smiling): "NONE, NONE!"
RS: "How many?"
F (stuffing last cookie in mouth and rapidly exiting kitchen while laughing loudly): "Just one!"
RS: "Hey! I wanted that one!"
On 10/29/2007 1:35 PM, Weekends Off said…
LOL oh how cute!
I love oreos. In our house the rule is eat 'em before I do...
Nothing chocolate lasts if I am around...and I don't care if no one gets any! I will even buy candy for K and I'll eat it, usually before he has much of a chance. it's every chocolate lover for himself....
On 10/29/2007 9:36 PM, Sherri said…
Ew. Oreo's. I think I'm the only person alive who hates 'em awful. My family thinks I'm nuts.
On 10/29/2007 10:37 PM, Nancy said…
I'm with Sher, ewww, oreo's .... messy and I can't stand it all in my teeth.
Smart lil' Fireball ya got there!
On 10/30/2007 7:02 AM, Unknown said…
Too bad you have such a boring and dull family, with no wit, charm, or humor!
On 10/30/2007 2:55 PM, SoulPony said…
i love you evil woman
On 10/30/2007 9:06 PM, soccer mom in denial said…
I like your redheaded spouse!
On 10/31/2007 9:16 AM, Jami said…
Yeah, it's always dull at our place. And SMID, I'm kinda fond of RS, too.
On 10/31/2007 9:41 AM, Weekends Off said…
I just stopped by to say
BOO!!!!
Happy Halloween!!!!
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