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18 February 2008

The George W. Bush Presidential Library

(This is not original to me and the source where I obtained it did not attribute it. If it's yours or you know where it came from please let me know, so I can give the appropriate folks credit.)

Bush Presidential Library

Here are what the draft plans for the George W. Bush Presidential Library now call for:

The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room - Which will be torn down a week after the library opens and then be under construction from then on.

The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up to get credit for having been there.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

The War on Terror Wiretap Room - Where you turn in your cellphone upon entering and then get it back with a recorder attached when you leave. This phone will now protect you from any terrorist attacks.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - We know it's there but nobody has been able to find it.

The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.

The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.

The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

  • On 2/18/2008 2:04 PM, Blogger Nancy said…

    The architect hit the nail on the head with this design *smirk*

  • On 2/18/2008 3:30 PM, Blogger Jen of A2eatwrite said…

    Just shaking my head. Did you get the world's best as(es contest e-mail? If not, I'll pass it on. It's connected to the library, obviously. ;-)

  • On 2/18/2008 4:36 PM, Blogger Hammer said…

    Bush 41 donated his massive Navy memorabilia collection to the Museum of the Pacific war in Fredricksburg.

    Not sure if George 43 will have much to put in his library except some blooper reels.

  • On 2/18/2008 8:53 PM, Blogger Diesel said…

    Still sounds like more fun than Disneyland.


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