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25 September 2008

Hurricane Season

This is not an original post; I got it from a co-worker, also an Ike victim. This would be a lot funnier if it weren't so close to the truth. I'm allowed to post this, BTW, because I still don't have electricity at my house (that I'm not making with my generator) and if I can't laugh at something, I might just go out and rip down a tree all by myself!

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

Number Ten:
Decorating the house (with wood products).

Number Nine:
Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

Number Eight:
Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

Number Seven:
Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

Number Six:
Family coming to stay with you.

Number Five:
Family and friends from out of state calling you.

Number Four:
Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

Number Three:
Days off from work.

Number Two:
Candles and lanterns.

And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:
At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!

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